There are douchebags, there are wimps and then there’s this guy…
This is Samuel L Jackson’s Twitter picture. No, seriously. SLJ is fast becoming the best person on Twitter, because he’s exactly as you’d imagine him to be.
Wait, what do you mean you’re not following him? Go do it, now!
Have you got a spare two and a half hours? Really? Well, I can think of no better way to spend it than watching the Tarantino classic Pulp Fiction, recut into chronological order. Thanks to one intrepid internet dweller, we can now watch the entire 152 minutes on Youtube (for how long is another matter). Go on, watch it. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!
28. Worries re: porn addiction.
43. Anonymous identity on formspring.me keeps asking “y r u gay” and variations of that theme, repeatedly, and has been for close to ~four months.
84. Mother constantly taking the side of Beyonce in any perceived relationship quarrel made known to her.
Brilliant. Read the full list over at ThoughtCatalog.
He’s barely been dead two days, but the internet has pounced upon the passing of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il with gleeful abandon. Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things has been going strong for months now, and has already been replaced by Kim Jong-Un Looking At Things, but the finest so far has to be Kim Jong-Il Dropping The Bass. Jong-Il photoshopped into photos of DJs playing gigs. Genius.
This will either be the cutest thing you’ve seen today, or it’ll make you wretch violently. Hipster icons, (500) Days Of Summer co-stars and all-round awesome human being Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have recorded a rather twee cover of "What Are You Doing New Years Eve?" by Frank Loesser (of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” fame). We all knew Deschanel could sing, thanks to three She & Him albums, but JGL’s got quite an alright voice too. What odds he joins She & Him in the future?
Also, Happy New Year’s Eve, Hitsvillians! Have a good night, and thanks for reading this (half) year!
Heaven Knows I’m Google-able Now? There Is A Search Engine That Never Runs Out? This Charming RAM? Girlfriend In A Chrome-a? I’ll stop now, but it looks like someone at the internet giant is a big Smiths fan…
With just over seven weeks until the big Hollyood hoopla begins, here’s a slightly tongue-in-cheek trailer for the 84th Academy Awards, which sees Josh Duhamel and Megan Fox sent to track down Billy Crystal, who is returning to host for the eighth time. Look out for cameos from William Fitchner, Robin Williams and Vinnie Jones.